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What
kind of over heated, driven indy thinker doesn’t like racy
food? Not me. When I want to lap up some good chow for I make a pit stop
at 500.
Service:
Friendly and efficient. It gets busy and there are a few bumps (coffee
refills that don’t arrive, plates that are cleared before the last
micro shard of crispy bit is relished) but when you consider the flavor
to pickiness ratio, these minor issues are easily ignored. It’s
meant to be a casual place. Your coffee cups will not be placed on the
table with handles in the 4 o’clock position and fresh utensils
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Atmosphere:
modern, intimate, noisy and fun. Bare polished wood tables, a blue tiled
bar, fresh flowers give this hip little urban eatery an inviting and relaxed
feel. Jeans or suits would be equally at ease here. |
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Buddahdrop
($10.00):
is a lemondrop but with Hangar One buddah's hand vodka. This sugar rimmed
glass brims with limoncello, fresh lemon juice and that delish spirit
from St. George. Sweet, tangy and fun with a twist. |
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coco500
($10.00):
combines Thai basil, Hangar One kaffir lime vodka, fresh lime juice and
selzer. Is it a salad or is it a drink? Who cares? It’s delicious.
This is my new favorite cocktail. |
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Tempura
green beans ($6.00):
had a thin, crisp, greaseless coating. It’s deep fried status partially
revoked any healthful properties to this veggie starter (but hey, you
gotta live.) These were a savory herald of things to come. I ordered these
with the cocktails to allow for munching while perusing the menu. These
also served as an alcohol barrier (bread is only available by request,
no baskets here.) |
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Cocomole
taco ($4.00):
are actually not tacos at all, they are more like nachos topped with slow
cooked beef braised in red wine, shredded and combined with a mole (the
chocolate sauce, not the subterranean animal or spy) a dab of avocado
crème fraiche and cilantro crown these rich and salty snacks. |
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Asparagus
($6.00):
was roasted with garlic and salted in this simple olive oil veiled presentation
of pencil thin stalks. Although tasty, these delicate spears were a tad
overcooked. |
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Think ultra
thin crust veggie pizza when you order the truffled flatbread
($8.00):
which is a delectable wafer thin saucer of umami. The microbits of caramelized
cauliflower meld with the parmesan, sea salt and truffle oil in a perfumed,
savory circle of goodness. This is required eating. |
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I wouldn’t
order the panko encrusted beef cheek ($15.00):
and the Cocomole taco in the same meal due to the similarity in rich beefiness,
but this cheeky dish was meltingly meaty and had a wonderful depth of
flavor complimented by the horseradish crème and refreshed by the
cleansing watercress salad. A well balanced and satisfying carnivore treat.
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The duck
breast ($18.00):
was perfectly cooked to an inviting pinkness, but it’s gamey flavor
had no relief with the heavy side dish of farro with duck liver, pecans,
and spinach. It was all good, but the combination was like encasing your
tongue in cement and throwing it overboard, okay, maybe it wasn’t
that heavy, but you get the idea. To be fair, there was relief to be had
in washing it down with some Cabernet Franc. |
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Vacherin
($8.50):
is enough to share (unless you’re me.) This is hedonist’s
delight. The hidden foundation of crisp meringue topped with a mound of
coffee ice cream and robe of bittersweet chocolate sauce with a shower
of crunchy candied almonds is a dessert that only an insane person wouldn’t
love. It has all the elements of a great finish to a meal. The four 4
“c”s necessary to enter into the dessert hall of fame are
covered: crisp, creamy, chocolately, and caloric. What’s not to
love? |
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They use
Peet’s coffee ($2.50) and brew it to it’s
called upon strength to rev you back up for the trip home.
Their espresso ($2.50) is also made from Peet’s
beans. It’s silky crema announces the tasty richness that lies beneath. |
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Two
carrots out of four
Coco500 is required drinking. Their coco-tails
are fresh and inventive with fresh squeezed juices and produce.
The kitchen takes advantage of local ingredients and creates
alchemy in their wood burning oven. There is something for
everyone on their menu which has a deceptively simple appearance
for such complex flavors. |
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Coco 500 Bathroom Rating
Clean and well stocked although they are not believers in the “provided
by the management for your protection” wax paper toilet seat
cozy. Now, I don’t believe that those things really protect
one from dying an excruciatingly painful and embarrassing death
from some ass disease, but they offer the psychological benefit
of knowing that your butt has not had some secondary alien tush
transference intimacy. Even inert DNA transferred from the hindquarters
of a well scrubbed, clean living, upscale restaurant patron is not
the preferred contact that we enjoy contemplating.
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